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A Love Story

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One null summer day at null you see the most null creature you have ever seen. Their name is null , and every move null makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend null and say, "Wow, that has to be the most null body I have ever seen." Suddenly, null looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! null says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so null , and was wondering if you'd like to go to null with me and null ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " null " and go with them. When you finally get to null , null moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a null hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.




It reads: " null is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. null will ask you out in null days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next null years!"

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  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    I really like this... Pasok sa Valentines Day! Bitter...

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2010 at 1:00 AM

    I love this... this was so very true... nkakarelate po ako..

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